function randomLiner(){
liners="Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<>There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.<>Never answer an anonymous letter.<>We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'Smart'?<>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<>Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?<>Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.<>Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.<>If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.<>It's bad luck to be superstitious.<>Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?<>If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.<>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<>Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time.";
noOfLiners=liners.split("<>").length;
today=new Date();
milliseconds=today.getMilliseconds();
randomNumber=milliseconds%noOfLiners;
return liners.split("<>")[randomNumber];
}
function randomQuestion(){
liners="What is the currency of Swaziland?|Swaziland Lilangeni.<>What percentage of cat owners blow dry the cat's hair after giving it a bath?|25%.<>Is it true that there are dolphins which live in the Amazon River that are pink?|Yes. They are known as Botos, or Amazon River Dolphins.<>Can elephants jump?|No.<>What is the world's third most popular flavor?|Orange (after chocolate and vanilla).<>What is unusual about the reproductive habits of armadillos?|They have four babies at a time which are always the same sex.<>What percentage of Americans do not know that the sun is a star?|45%.<>How many peanuts are needed to make an 18 oz. jar of peanut butter?|850.";
noOfLiners=liners.split("<>").length;
today=new Date();
milliseconds=today.getMilliseconds();
randomNumber=milliseconds%noOfLiners;
juicyDetail=liners.split("<>")[randomNumber];
}
function imageWindow(imageName){
imageURL="../images/content/samples/"+imageName+"_big.gif";
var img = new Image();
img.src = imageURL;
screenWidth=screen.width;
screenHeight=screen.height;
windowWidth=700;//img.width+70;
windowHeight=screen.height-60;//img.height+120;
xLocation=eval(screenWidth-windowWidth)/2;
yLocation=eval(screenHeight-windowHeight)/2;
var win = window.open("","","width="+windowWidth+",height="+windowHeight+",screenX="+xLocation+",screenY="+yLocation+",left="+xLocation+",top="+yLocation+",resizable=1,toolbar=0,location=0,status=0,menubar=0,scrollbars=1,alwaysRaised=1,dependent=1");
win.document.open();
win.document.write("Big Image");
win.document.write("");
win.document.write("\n\n\n\n");
win.document.close();
}
function get_url_variable(variable_name){
//get the entire url
all_variables=document.location.href.split("?")[1];
//check that there are variables
if(typeof(all_variables)!="undefined"){
all_variables=replace_characters(all_variables,"%26","&");
//look at all of the variables
for(e=0;e